Maria Sharapova
It’s all about equal time for blondes. Maria Sharapova deserves any time she wants with us!
Ana Ivanovic (Serbian Tennis Beauty)
These is something about this picture I like. Could be the tennis hottie, Ana Ivanovic, that is so angry she needs to rip her top off. Yes , now that I ponder the question that is exactly what I like about it.
Gisele Bundchen
I know you are wondering why I posted this picture of Gisele Bundchen. The reason is simple – there is only three more days till the Super Bowl so I am running out of time on the excuse that I post Gisele Bundchen’s pictures because she is hanging with Patriot’s quarterback Tom Brady.
If you guys can’t figure out the real reason I post her picture you might want to try O magazine instead of ClubHusband. I am sure there are very nice photos of that bag of afternoon wind – Oprah.
Have fun with that!
babe of the day
Do I need to explain why she is babe of the day? You can not possibly be that stupid!
Patriots – Giants Pregame
The Giants and the Patriots – part two.
The book makers have the Patriots as a 12 point favorite. I find this odd since about a month ago the Giants lost to the same Patriots by 3.
- Did the Patriots suddenly get better?
- Did the Giants suddenly get worse?
- Does Tom Brady play better with a sore foot.
- Does his friend Gisele ever wear a bra?
These are all questions I ponder as I wait for the 4 hours and 17 minutes of essential pregame commentary to begin. Will my questions be answered? I hope so. I hope they use visual aids and explain to me, in great detail, how Gisele’s assets stay so perky and perfect without a solid foundation. The rest of it they can cover or not, I really don’t care.
Actually I do care, but Fox doesn’t. They have chosen to turn the biggest football game of the year into a commercial for American Idol. I am not making this up. Granted I ‘d like to take credit but as we all know fact is often stranger than fiction.
The network geniuses at Fox have decided, football fans everywhere, would like to watch Ryan Seacrest interview celebrities, red carpet style, as they arrive for the game. They know we are tuning in just to see Paula Abdul sing her new song. They even believe that we want to see Randy Jackson bellow into the camera “what’s up dawg?”. They have included ever American Idol induced gimmick, including last year’s winner, Jordan Sparks, singing the National Anthem. The only thing they have left out is Simon whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy.
They, in their Aussie owned wisdom, don’t believe any Super Bowl fan would want a little background on the teams;
- Some statistics on how they play when the pressures is on.
- The Giants and Patriots all time records in February games.
- If Tom Brady is truly healthy
- Footage of Gisele Bundchen in Victoria’s Secret red wonder bra and matching thong.
Yes, the truly important stuff. The things hard core, dyed- in – the – wool, fans want. The stuff we can’t live without!
Did I mention it would be nice to have Jessica Simpson – mud wrestle Gisele – during pregame?
Now that would be a show worth watching!
Gisele Bundchen
I just want to point out to Tom Brady that we all look at this picture and understand why practicing hasn’t been his first priority this week. I do want to add that if Gisele was hot after me it wouldn’t be my foot that was sore.
Rumor?
It has been rumored that I write my blogs naked while eating freezer pops and chugging coffee. This rumor has never been proven as far as you know.
If massive amounts of coffee and frozen sugar is what gets the job done why should anyone care? I realize the naked part might offend if I left my web cam on but I don’t, so my massive middle aged body is mine and only mine to admire as I peck away on my koolaid colored keyboard.
To be serious for a very short moment I do not always chug coffee. Occasionally I chug my favorite amber colored liquid from south of the border. To put it simply – Jose is a very good friend of mine.
Now you know the rest of the story.
