Maria Sharapova is in the semi finals of the Australian Open. Whether you are a tennis fan or not this is good for men who are fans of long legged blondes being shown on TV in short skirts. Which is obviously a very big demographic.
Every round, the six foot three inch blonde makes, is one more time she will be on TV and we like that scenario. What Swallows are to Capistrano the Australian Open is to hot Russian born tennis players and Miss Sharapova is the hottest.
Last night I was watching Chelsea Lately and she had our new favorite movie star on her show – Kate Beckinsale. When did 38 year old women get this hot? Whenever it was we approve! She is beyond MILF – whatever that may be.
She not only has a body a college cheerleader would envy, she is funny too. I would tell you about her long, long legs but you would think I am exaggerating.
This woman is so hot I might have to pay $12.00 to go to her 3D movie – Underworld Awaking, instead of waiting for it on DVD like I usually would. She also has a movie called Contraband hitting theaters soon too.
Keep your fingers crossed for nudity!
Lat night I was half paying attention to the Golden Globes my wife was watching when I heard Seth Rogen say, “Right now I am trying to hide a massive erection.” I looked up to see the cause of his condition. It was the star of Underworld Awaking – Kate Beckinsale.
If you haven’t seen Kate Beckinsale you might think Seth was over reacting. In his defense look at this;
There is no doubt she has cultivated some massive reactions in her life.
Imagine her in her new movie where she wears a skin tight leather outfit which makes her blue eyes glow and her body the star of the movie..
I think Seth, for once, wasn’t joking.
I don’t know about you but I am going to see Underworld Awaking as soon as possible and then renting the other Underworld movies for a Kate Beckinsale marathon.
There are worse ways to spend an evening.